There's never a dual moment around here. (it's always me not the girls) I decided to try and make granola. I did'nt have any cookie sheets that had sides so I used a few glass pans. I finished several batches and it turned out great. I had warm dish water in the sink (Your looking at her... the dish washer) So I slid the hot pan into the warm water... You know it! I didn't event think about it! YUP, there was a loud pop and a splash.I turned around and the sink was full of floating glass. What a mess, the tinniest little pieces were on the counter and floor. This is so like me! I do these things often.
Here are a few more events that have kept our marriage interesting.
Once I let a whole chicken boil dry and smoke up the whole house. I totally forgot about it.
The engine light in the car came on. I had left to go somewhere so I called Paul. I said, "something is really wrong with the car! Theirs an arrow pointing at the engine light and it's blinking and making a noise!" I'm so pathetic. It was the blinker that I had left on.
When we were first married I couldn't figure out why my clothes didn't seem to be getting clean. I washed clothes for 2 weeks with fabric softener before I realized it wasn't soap. My mom kept telling me I needed to learn how to do laundry before I got married. I should have listened.
Not to mention things like forgetting to pack Paul underwear when we go on trips. Or forgetting the Laptop for a program when we are hours away home. Oops
I have gotten a bloody noes on stage. Paul elbowed me in the nose when I was putting him in his straight jacket.
The sound system was not working one day. Why? I couldn't figure it out, we just used it. Try the power button my hubby says. Grrrr
Lastly, my husbands favorite... Mash potatoes down the garbage disposal. He still can't leave this one alone. My drain was plugged for a week!
You see, this is what keeps marriage interesting...
For better or worse. Right Dear?
Love you husband!